A Passable Selection of Time-Wasting Memes

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    Smile - Netflix: here's another school drama with ordinary teenagers just like you.
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    Jaw - Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Would a male author describe your breasts as: A) Small, but persistent B) Bountiful but unimaginative C) Stern, but not without charm D) Perky and nonjudgmental E) Shy, but good listeners F) Robust and welcoming G) Shriveled, dusty to the touch
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    Gesture - i thought i liked seeing movies but turns out i like eating candy in a dark room where it's illegal to talk to me No, no. She's got a point
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    Carnivore - "I really need to cut back on carbs" Me at 3 am:
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    Organism - Anna Drezen @annadrezen On a gorgeous day you can find me indoors, watching my murders
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    Organism - Guys with feet like this have 125% chance of stealing your girl
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    Window - Me annoying my favorite person as soon as they wake up
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    Vertebrate - 11PM: just one more YouTube video then I'm going to sleep. ЗАМ: Thetas Ca ► ) 036/ 10:16 ec What is the most comfy Jedi Council seat? (ANALYTICAL BREAKDOWN)
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    Jaw - Missy Baker @TheMissyBaker If they want me to get Disney+ Mickey better start solving some cold cases real quick.
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    Property - Oh you're a stoner? Name every stone then. C10 A high geologist V唱 Are you challenging me?
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    Font - Cydni Beer @cydbeer My husband almost fell down the stairs and now we are in a heated debate as to whether my gasp was out of fear for his safety or excitement about a possible life insurance payout.
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    Forehead - Me listening to my husband, who has never shopped for a full week of groceries, explain to me how he thinks we can save money on groceries Not The Worst Marriage
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    Organism - tatum ... @50FirstTates me, clicking pen: this is glorious me, hearing someone else clicking if i could kill u with just my pen: thoughts i would 12:41 PM · 2021-01-21 · Twitter for iPhone 650 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 4,673 Likes
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    Font - A Venn diagram explaining my life/future Things I am good at Things I like Things that are useful
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    Photograph - DISCLOSE.TV Facial Recognition Platform Misidentified Dozens Of Politicians As Criminals think the system works.
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    Font - @cloutie I'm an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it's not funny anymore
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    Cartoon - When you're trying to talk dirty to your hunny without the kids catching on @mommymemejeans ofgifs Fhere's a carpetbagger in the turnip cellar!
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    Organism - My family: “Heaven gained another angel" Me reincarnated as a rat:
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    Font - dumb adult @_рapa_ My toxic trait is saying "long story short" and then telling the full length unabridged Snyder cut story anyways 8:28 AM · 2021-05-06 · Twitter for iPhone 32.9K Retweets 1,895 Quote Tweets 180K Likes
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    Dog - Human in danger Robbers Small potato chip Actual apocalypse fragment hitting floor
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    Terrestrial plant - Unfortunately this is what every email I send sounds like From hello@brittanyvanhorne.com Reaching out Hi! Hope you're doing well! First off, I'm so so so sorry for existing. I hope it's okay that l'm speaking to you, but if not, absolutely no worries, I can easily just kill myself (out of respect). | 9:23 AM · 3/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cat - -Mom, can I go out? -You're 25 years old, you shouldnt even come back LOVE
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    Forehead - my irrational anxiety explaining to me how i could secretly be a criminal and no one knows not even me me MB SO
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    Font - Joshua Eaton ... @joshua_eaton Being an elder millennial is having committed your childhood best friend's landline to memory but not your current partner's cell phone.
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    Photograph - I LOOK A LIKE I LOOK A LIKE A FOX A WOLF SHUT UP I LOOK A LIKE helgoujord A BEAR
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    Organism - tri @destixce fanfiction writers be like "i know a place" and then take you to a hotel where the last room available only has one bed Traduzir Tweet 14:34 · 02/07/2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Dog - Some of y'all never learned classical ſiterature from a dog and it shows WISHBONE ete Ett AN t
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    Chin - mimi newman ... @miminew_ me watching you edit my google doc
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    Product - the "I don't know how to reply" starterpack "aha" "lol" @oimaghost "nice" "oh damn" *sending a meme back* "oh I see" "unDERSTANDAble have a nice daY" Seen
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    Head - spider-man: no more home
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    Font - V (not open for commissions) @VexstacyArt Me: "I want to do many things today" Brain: "You can pick one" Me: "hm No no I'm fairly certain if I just manage my time responsibly I can do all three things" Brain: "you know what. Now we're going to do none of them" Me: "WAIT"
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    Cartoon - Me: *Drinks some milk at the restaurant* Card: *Declines* Me The waiter Glo
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    Outerwear - Who wore it better?
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    Clothing - HELLO PETER, I BROUGHT SOME FRIENDS IG|NAUGHTY_COMICS IG|SUPERHEROZ.PRIME WE RE CONNA PUT SOME DIRT IN YOUR EYES
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    Font - Delia Cai ... @delia_cai do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work
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    Product - "When I leave work, I'm gonna hit the gym, fold the laundry, get some cleaning done and cook food" Me for 4 hours after getting home: Chees Balls
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    Shoe - Dritty Brake @LipServX all these youths trying to cancel skinny jeans clearly never experienced this trauma
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    Font - When a woman laughs during an argument, please know that the pyscho part of her brain has been activated. Abort mission.
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    Organism - when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives
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    Water - People: Are you ok? Me: Yea... NO WORRIES HO

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